you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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