you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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