her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
