hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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