I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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