do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I had to cum in my sink.
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