Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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