Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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