seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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