You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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