I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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