i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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