whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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