i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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