I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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