There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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