He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize