i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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