They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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