you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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