i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We don't watch enough power rangers
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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