Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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