Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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