I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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