He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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