Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
They took my balls.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I wear drunk well.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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