Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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