At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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