Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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