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I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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