ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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