Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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