Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
