That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
