Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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