the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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