Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Are my feet made of real feet?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Are we still banned from the library?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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