He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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