walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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