Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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