I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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