i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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