Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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