You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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