I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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