Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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