Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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