TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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