How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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