Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if only i could text you this smell
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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